Committed any toilet time atrocities recently? Well if you manage to create your own crime scene each time you visit the toilet it might be appropriate that you use some Crime Scene Toilet Roll. If when you've done the deed you might just want to use the toilet roll to cordon the bathroom and restrict access until the carnage has cleared.

If you don't feel like using this toilet roll for the privy then why not make it a perfect gag for messy bedrooms, the boss's "reserved" parking spot, the boss's office, cluttered workrooms, and more!

Good quality 2 ply toilet paper, sure to give everyone a giggle, and save you from walking straight into the middle of any horrendous crime scenes.